Too Funny

I read this on someone else's blog and just had to copy it. Isn't this true ladies?

WORDS WOMEN USE

I believe it's gotta do with the fact that linguistics is perceived differently by both genders. Although further inroads in research needs to be made, one thing's for sure -- the failure to recognize the issue will result in men not getting any jiggy.


WORDS WOMEN USE


FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


This is for the men to warn them about future arguments they can avoid with their female counterparts if they remember the terminology!

And this is for the ladies to give them a good tickle!


Oh, and before I forget ......


WHATEVER

...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!